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I sit on the couch and while Roxanne's distracted on the phone, I slyly tuck the shoe under my t-shirt and make a slinking exit from the room. I'm feeling very clever.

I go into the bathroom to give the dog a bath, and I hide the shoe on the top shelf behind some unused beach towels Zach Gentry Hoodie , for just the few minutes needed to play this joke out. This is going to be funny, at least it will be to me. Roxanne will get pissed, I'll laugh my ass off and reveal the hidden shoe, and Roxanne will pretend to get pissed all over again, but she'll be smiling too. This won't be what I'd call a great joke Benny Snell Jr. Hoodie , but it ought to be worth a grin. Making someone else momentarily miserable usually is.

Everything goes according to plan -- except for one thing.

I totally forget the shoe. I forget the joke. I forget everything.

After giving Sugar her bath I am called away to go pick up Shelly from band practice. Roxanne's still on the phone when I leave, and she's gone to the gym when I get back. I never think about that shoe or the intended joke again.

Don't misunderstand. It doesn't just slip my mind the way some things do. It goes away like it never happened. It never creeps though my thoughtpaths. There was no shoe. There was no joke. Nada.

That is, until today.

It's now about one month later. Here we are, Roxanne is cleaning shelves in the bathroom which haven't been dusted in awhile. Now she's exclaiming, looking addled and angry. Now she's stomping her feet and making a lot of noise. Hands on hips Justin Layne Hoodie , steely intent in her eyes, demanding from anyone, from everyone, an explanation for a found shoe. A bright white brand new never-worn aerobics tennis shoe, size six Diontae Johnson Hoodie , retrieved from a high shelf. Thelook on her face tells me this situation is very, very dangerous.

So I do the only thing I can do.

I say the only thing I can say.

"Bad Sugar! Bad, bad dog!"

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